Colonel Allen West is the new Republican Wet Dream on the Block
This is the guy, Colonel Allen West, who Republicans have been getting wet dreams over, as of late.
Not only does he shout conservative talking points, he’s BLACK, too! No, Michael Steele doesn’t count. He doesn’t yell talking points.
First of all, I mean no disrespect to the man’s military service. Lord knows I’d shat myself if bullets were shot at me and he could more than likely kick my ass. I reaffirmed my belief that he could swiftly kick my ass after reading about some violations he had in the military, involving overseeing some rough tactics that were used against a prisoner.
But now that Col. West has thrown his hat into the political spectrum, he’s fair game for mockery.
First of all, what does this guy have to offer that we don’t already have? In his speech, he calls the government tyrannical. Last time I checked, tyrannical governments didn’t allow their governments to be called tyrannical, they shut your ass up, but I digress. The point is, it’s not the first time President Obama’s administration has been accused of being tyrannical. 0 points for originality, sir.
Then he goes on to rile up the base by referring to the “mortgage Obama girl,” for lack of a better term, calling her class the entitled class. Because we all apparently feel like things should be handed to us. So to be fair, if that’s going to be the mascot of the Democratic party, then all of the idiot conservatives who have forwarded chain e-mails with false information and/or have referred to certain presidential candidates as an untrustworthy Arab can be the mascot of the Republican party.
The guy simply isn’t anything new! Republicans have been yelling their talking points as if the validity of their claims become more valid by the decibel for years. He just so happens to be black and a former military man, which I suppose somehow reaffirms the age old tale that Democrats are weak on national security.
To nail home his talking points bononanza, he mocks the President’s belief that everyone has a right to health care, saying “Everybody has a right to health care, how did that turn out!?” So he’s against universal health care, but will happily supply you with a gun, something that he maintains is a right. This could presumably be his health care fix. Can’t pay your medical bills? Shoot yourself in the head!
Oh, and after his speech became popular, thanks to the internet, he decided to run for Congress so he can presumably stop the tyrannical government (that will employ him if he wins) himself.
Our savior! Finally we have someone from the up and coming Republican party who believes in Capitalism and guns.