Archive for September, 2009

I was on my gmail account today when I noticed the quote of the day, posted presumably by gmail at the top of my browser. “Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.” – Pablo Picasso Instead of pondering what he meant or why one might not want all of the answers a... »

Dated. Past tense. The “ed” stuck out like a pimple on a thirteen year old’s birthday. I was in the middle of having a party when the incident in question occurred. Most at this point were in the kitchen playing neurotic beerpong. “Neurotic” because of my friend Eric, a self-proclaimed worrier of all things... »

It’s no secret to our friends that Courtney and I spend a lot of our time together. In our defense, it’s not our fault that we’re freaking adorable together. Go ahead and vomit. It doesn’t change the facts. In any event, it would be safe to say that Courtney is frequently on my mind... »

I’ve tried writing a book a couple of times now, each time politically inspired (I read lots of Christopher Buckley…). Both ideas I really liked, but I never finished them, because I’m human like that. The first was inspired by last year’s historic election. It was about a college student who was previously apathetic... »

This morning I was a bit overly giddy, because it was my girlfriend’s roommate’s birthday and I had gotten her a present. Amy Steves is her name and 24 is her new age, although it’s not much of a milestone in the eyes of the law. Anyway, I got her a Toledo Rockets hat... »

I’m sure all 7 of my current followers, my girlfriend and mother have wondered what happened to “Mildly Relevant Thoughts.” Well soon after my last post in June about Shaq being traded to the Cavs I was offered a writing spot on a then upcoming satirical website, Unpolitical (check it out!). It shouldn’t be... »