Yep, it happened again. The seemingly inevitable let down that Cleveland fans have been experiencing for 45 years. One could very easily assume that the “45″ will undoubtedly become 46 years as the Indians continue to play on par with 9 turds that could just as easily take the field and the Browns are…... »
Archive for May, 2009
Finding Good in Evil: Shep Smith at Fox News
Fox News! The epitome of evil if you’re a liberal, and the “fair and balanced” news station of choice if you’re a conservative who doesn’t like to be challenged to think. Despite my usual hatred of all things Fox News, I decided to see if there is any good going on over at Murdoch’s... »
Charles Barkley Flip-Flops. Picks Magic To Beat Cavaliers Calling Cleveland "Mistake By The Lake."
Cleveland.com reported the story this morning that apparently many saw on TNT last night after the Magic beat the Celtics in game 7 to advance to the Eastern Conference Finals against the Cleveland Cavaliers. In case you couldn’t tell by my unnecessarily long title, Charles Barkley opened his mouth again (no, not for a... »
Angels & Demons? Yeah, Go See It
Angels & Demons starring Tom Hanks, some foreign people, and that guy that could turn any homophobe gay with his smile, Ewan McGregor, came out this weekend to “eh” reviews. Given that so many people care about my opinion (my one follower), I decided to give my two cents on the flick that I... »
Let ‘Em Fail, Man!
“Let ‘Em Fail Man!” Words spoken by true patriot, Glenn Beck. Sometimes I like to treat myself to some Fox News just to see what people of a different ideology are up to, so I watched some of the Glenn Beck Program tonight. This evening’s show was titled “The Civilest of Wars,” – boy,... »
My Problem With The New Star Trek Movie
Last night I saw the new Star Trek film with the parents. This was my first true Star Trek experience, besides making fun of my mom for watching those TV aliens (Next Generation) when I was a wee one. I had heard great things about this flick, so I figured it’d be a good... »
Taxing Fatties
Health care reform is kind of like the Apocalypse. Some people believe it’s coming, some don’t, and others just want to ride a horse while wielding a scythe.Candidate Obama had made it one of his many campaign promises to actually reform health care if elected (he was) rather than go through all of the... »
21st Century Rules: Risque Pics, OK! Same-Sex Marriage? That’s SO 22nd Century.
Mildly old news (couple days old), but Don Trump (he let’s me call him Don) ruled that Carrie Prejean, the catalyst of conservative hard-ons, will retain her crown as Miss California. Trump admitted that he had seen the pictures, but scoffed at the idea that they are that big of a deal saying, “Some... »
NYTimes: Shuttle Astronauts Begin Servicing Hubble
Now if you’re anything like me – God help you if you are – then you read that headline and giggled. However, after 2 seconds of google investigation I found a picture that might reveal some truth in my otherwise “dirty” assumption from the headline. I challenge you to tell me that Mr. Hubble... »
How SWEEP It Is!
See that? I can write cheesy news headlines, too! HIRE ME TO WRITE YOUR CHEESY HEADLINES TODAY! Now back to the story at hand… The Cleveland Cavaliers swept the Atlanta Hawks last night, making it their second sweep of the playoffs. LeBron will now return to his fortress to work on his bowling game... »
